Last night I was sitting on my couch drinking my 8th can of Miller Lite watching my dog scratch himself because I don’t have TV when I came up with the greatest idea EVER. I figured out how to steal satellite tv from DIRECT TV. Continue Reading »
Some Guy on October 3rd 2008 in General
The joke post about water being found on Mars is now true! A recent Yahoo News article describes how NASA’s Mars Odyssey orbiter “touched and tasted” the water found on the martian planet. This is fantastic news for all of us in the scientific community, now we truly do have a backup planet for when we completely annihilate Earth. Let World War 3 commence at any time! Global nuclear holocaust here we come!
Some Guy on August 1st 2008 in Mars
Breaking news! A new study concluded today that there is indeed water on Mars. This shocking discovering came as a result of years of scientific research about the possibility of Mars being used as a “backup planet” in case we mess up Earth too much.
After the news broke out about the water finding, JPL and U-Haul announced a joint partnership to begin retrofitting rockets with moving trucks, vans, and trailers; the result is a hybrid U-Haul vehicle dubbed the “interplanetary crap transporter” or I.C.T. Below is the shocking evidence that proves water exists on Mars:
Some Guy on January 23rd 2008 in Mars
Satellite Solar Systems.com is an image-based blog showcasing the universe and all space-oriented things that exist in it. From satellites, rockets, shuttles, and rovers to planets, stars, asteroids, comets, nebula’s, and more! SatelliteSolarSystems.com is (or will be) the largest source of cool, compelling, and controversial (hopefully not, just need another C-word) images the internet has ever seen!
P.S. Good luck trying to handle and survive the sarcastic remarks and wisecracks - you’ll need it.
Some Guy on January 11th 2008 in General