Water found on Mars!

Breaking news! A new study concluded today that there is indeed water on Mars. This shocking discovering came as a result of years of scientific research about the possibility of Mars being used as a “backup planet” in case we mess up Earth too much.

Mars Planet

After the news broke out about the water finding, JPL and U-Haul announced a joint partnership to begin retrofitting rockets with moving trucks, vans, and trailers; the result is a hybrid U-Haul vehicle dubbed the “interplanetary crap transporter” or I.C.T. Below is the shocking evidence that proves water exists on Mars:

Water found on Mars

Some Guy on January 23rd 2008 in Mars

7 Responses to “Water found on Mars!”

  1. Some Guy responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 11:32 am #

    one of the greatest discoveries of our time!

  2. Some Guy responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 11:36 am #

    by the way, this makes me want to have a mars bar

  3. jeff pruit responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 11:41 am #

    I like the girth of the mars bars. mmmm beefy dark choclately goodness

  4. Got Beef responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 11:47 am #

    That’s a terrible discover it ruins my plan to send all the degenerates to mars. That finding just adds to the possibility of there sad existence.

  5. G Sat responded on 31 Jan 2008 at 2:09 pm #

    I loves me sum Satelite Internet, it makes a borthers computer like its on crack.

  6. John G responded on 08 Feb 2008 at 3:46 pm #

    Somebody had a lot of free time on their hands

  7. R.BALAMURUGAN responded on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:12 pm #

    GOOD ,
    PLEASE SEND LATEST REPORT

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