Water found on Mars!
Breaking news! A new study concluded today that there is indeed water on Mars. This shocking discovering came as a result of years of scientific research about the possibility of Mars being used as a “backup planet” in case we mess up Earth too much.
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After the news broke out about the water finding, JPL and U-Haul announced a joint partnership to begin retrofitting rockets with moving trucks, vans, and trailers; the result is a hybrid U-Haul vehicle dubbed the “interplanetary crap transporter” or I.C.T. Below is the shocking evidence that proves water exists on Mars:

Some Guy on January 23rd 2008 in Mars
Some Guy responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 11:32 am #
one of the greatest discoveries of our time!
Some Guy responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 11:36 am #
by the way, this makes me want to have a mars bar
jeff pruit responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 11:41 am #
I like the girth of the mars bars. mmmm beefy dark choclately goodness
Got Beef responded on 23 Jan 2008 at 11:47 am #
That’s a terrible discover it ruins my plan to send all the degenerates to mars. That finding just adds to the possibility of there sad existence.
G Sat responded on 31 Jan 2008 at 2:09 pm #
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John G responded on 08 Feb 2008 at 3:46 pm #
Somebody had a lot of free time on their hands
R.BALAMURUGAN responded on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:12 pm #
GOOD ,
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