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Last night I was sitting on my couch drinking my 8th can of Miller Lite watching my dog scratch himself because I don’t have TV when I came up with the greatest idea EVER. I figured out how to steal satellite tv from dish network.How did I figure this out? Well my dog got tired of scratching himself and went outside to take a piss. I sat back on the couch and watched through the windows as the dog peed all over some dead plant in a clay pot on the patio. I looked up from him for a second and caught a glimpse of my future… free satellite tv. It seems that from my couch I can see straight into my neighbors window who has a big HDTV. No more bored, lonely, drunk nights for me!