The joke post about water being found on Mars is now true! A recent Yahoo News article describes how NASA’s Mars Odyssey orbiter “touched and tasted” the water found on the martian planet. This is fantastic news for all of us in the scientific community, now we truly do have a backup planet for when we completely annihilate Earth. Let World War 3 commence at any time! Global nuclear holocaust here we come!
Some Guy on August 1st 2008 in Mars
Breaking news! A new study concluded today that there is indeed water on Mars. This shocking discovering came as a result of years of scientific research about the possibility of Mars being used as a “backup planet” in case we mess up Earth too much.
After the news broke out about the water finding, JPL and U-Haul announced a joint partnership to begin retrofitting rockets with moving trucks, vans, and trailers; the result is a hybrid U-Haul vehicle dubbed the “interplanetary crap transporter” or I.C.T. Below is the shocking evidence that proves water exists on Mars:
Some Guy on January 23rd 2008 in Mars